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Nath
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9th Nov 03 at 12:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Tony Blair is at his weekly meeting with The Queen, when he turns round and says:

"As I'm the PM, I'm thinking of changing how the Country is referred
to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom", to which the Queen replies, "I'm sorry Mr Blair, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge and you're not a King."
Tony Blair thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?", to which the Queen replied "Sorry again, but to be a Principality, you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Blair".
Again, Blair thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?" The Queen, getting a little pissed off by now replied "Sorry again, Mr Blair, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."
Before Tony Blair could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think we're doing quite nicely as a Country".
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I don't get it
Nath
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9th Nov 03 at 12:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Country..................... thats the punchline. Look at the first part of all the suggestions made by blair and see what the queen says in return. then look at Country.
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9th Nov 03 at 12:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
nope still dont get it
Nath
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9th Nov 03 at 12:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Someone will, i did!
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i did lol. cunt...ry
MatthewR
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9th Nov 03 at 12:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LOL
Nath
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Wey hey!! Well done to you!
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dont worry i didnt get it either,
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i think everyone is a little slow this morning. heavy night was is lads????

i got it cos im soooo special
Nath
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Medals all round to those who got it, as for the people who didnt..........well!
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BabyBlade
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9th Nov 03 at 13:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Got it once explained
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got it straight away,very easily understood thanks
Nath
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I thought so too Venom........
Fraser Young
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lol everyones brains dont work on a sunday....
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I got it, it wasn't hard. lol
Nath
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9th Nov 03 at 18:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
wake up all u people who didnt get it, its even been explained!
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got it but its shit
Mattb
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i got one for ya.........

Whats the best thing about fcuking twenty eight year olds?????
Theres twenty of em.......
Ally
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thats naughty matt
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
thats naughty matt


but fcukin funny, i peed myself when i herd that one (well nearly any way!!)

 
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