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Author Ze real club of cool
Tom
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28th Nov 03 at 16:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Chairman: Tom D
Vice Chairman: Colin J
CEO: Robbo
Director of Entertainment: OF Corsa
Fun Administrator sum1 else wait there
Secretary: Tasty_Tracey

Club of coolness: show them the wrath and swallow the beer

[Edited on 28-11-2003 by Tom D]
OFcorsa
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28th Nov 03 at 16:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

bonjour - *swipes in* i'll be in room 101 with the lap dancing bitches!
Tom
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28th Nov 03 at 16:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Yesh i'm going to nob the hoe on reception
Colin
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28th Nov 03 at 16:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I want one of those metal ball things in my office + cheap tart and plenty stella
OFcorsa
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28th Nov 03 at 16:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

metal ball things??? disco ball? carlsberg club!!
Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by OFcorsa
metal ball things??? disco ball? carlsberg club!!


yes - and a urinal so I dont need to walk to far
Robbo
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Tom
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All in hand....

Fridge and bathroom/sauna for everyone important plus all cool gadgets and palm tops and laptops etc

plus a different hoe for everyday
Colin
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28th Nov 03 at 16:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Tom D
All in hand....

Fridge and bathroom/sauna for everyone important plus all cool gadgets and palm tops and laptops etc

plus a different hoe for everyday


And a gym with Evisu strung up as the punch bag to release any stress
Tom
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28th Nov 03 at 16:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yes and a company car (upto £200k llowance) plus £2000 a month clothing allowance and cinema and club in the building plus at least £100k a year salary and 100 days a year holiday (not that u will want to take any)
drunkenfool
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28th Nov 03 at 16:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

can i organise the pissups?!
MatthewR
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28th Nov 03 at 16:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Tut tut tut silly billys!

well funny though!!!
OFcorsa
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28th Nov 03 at 16:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

PMSL @ colin!

And i like these ideas! Why would we be working int he first place though???
Tom
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28th Nov 03 at 16:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by drunkenfool
can i organise the pissups?!
You shall have to discuss this with OFcorsa, director of fun...
OFcorsa
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28th Nov 03 at 16:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I will listen to suggestions for piss ups!
Tom
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28th Nov 03 at 16:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

We are working towards selling the idea of fun to other companies which shall earn us pre-tax profits of £10 nillion per anum
MatthewR
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom D
We are working towards selling the idea of CUM to other companies which shall earn us pre-tax profits of £10 nillion per ANAL



I knew it!!! traitor!!!
Colin
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28th Nov 03 at 16:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Tom D
We are working towards selling the idea of fun to other companies which shall earn us pre-tax profits of £10 nillion per anum


Ive found the treasure daddy - were gonna live like kings
drunkenfool
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28th Nov 03 at 16:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i have the keys to an offlicense, so if i ever wanna get fired, you are all invited to a party! otherwise, how does 20% off sound?
OFcorsa
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28th Nov 03 at 16:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i think we have found a supplier!

Security evisu is in the visinity of the building!
Colin
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28th Nov 03 at 16:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by OFcorsa
i think we have found a supplier!

Security evisu is in the visinity of the building!



Mmmm beer

Evisu - shoot him
Tom
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28th Nov 03 at 16:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Beeeerr supplier yes we will put you on r payroll

 
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