Spence
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Registered: 13th Jan 03
Location: Bristol UK
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CAN YOU GUESS WHAT I AM???
THE RANGE IS OF 8 INCHES LONG.
THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES.
IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG,
DANGLING LOOSELY,
READY FOR INSTANT ACTION.
IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS
AT ONE END AND A SMALL HOLE
AT THE OTHER.
IN USE, IT IS INSERTED,
ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY,
SOMETIMES SLOWLY,
SOMETIMES QUICKLY,
INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING
WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION,
OFTEN QUICKLY
AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.
ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN
WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC,
PULSING SOUND,
RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS.
WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN,
IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, STICKY WHITE SUBSTANCE,
SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING
AND SOME OF IT FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT.
AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE
AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMENATING,
IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST,
READY FOR YET ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION,
HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE THREE TIMES A DAY,
BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.
WHAT AM I???????
AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED,
THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS .........
NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........
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TOOTHBRUSH
what were you thinking?
You PERVERT!
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Nismo
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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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quote:
Originally posted by Predator SXi
THE RANGE IS OF 8 INCHES LONG.
not me then to small
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
quote:
Originally posted by Predator SXi
THE RANGE IS OF 8 INCHES LONG.
not me then I cant find mine
Bless 
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Nismo
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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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 needs a hug
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
needs a radiator
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Nismo
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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
needs a radiator
and money
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Spence
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Registered: 13th Jan 03
Location: Bristol UK
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poor nath
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OFcorsa
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Cheltenham, Gloucestershire
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I was thinking of alarge penis and i believe i am right! not a fucking toothbrush.
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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Spence
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Registered: 13th Jan 03
Location: Bristol UK
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quote:
Originally posted by OFcorsa
I was thinking of a large penis
 Everybody run now
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Kerry
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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
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quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
quote:
Originally posted by Predator SXi
THE RANGE IS OF 8 INCHES LONG.
not me then to small
yes this is correct ures is more 9 
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Nismo
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