Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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>> >Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor
>> >manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following
>>warning
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>> >labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
>> >
>> >
>> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell
>> >happened to your bra and panties.
>> >
>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering
>> >when you are not.
>> >
>> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
>> >retard.
>> >
>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
>> >over and over again that you love them.
>> >
>> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
>> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
>>ex-lovers
>> >are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
>> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
>> >converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
>> >tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
>> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
>> >laughing WITH you.
>> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
>> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting
your
>> >ass kicked.
>> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> >WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may mack you tihnk you can tipe real
>> >gode.
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MikeE
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Registered: 7th Mar 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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Andy Stocker
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Registered: 31st Aug 00
Location: Herts Drives: Porsche 911
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It's all truuuueeeeeee
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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>> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell
>> >happened to your bra and panties.
>> >
Yesh
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