Gareth_H
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> What have Gareth Gates and Harold Shipman got in common?
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> Neither of them can finish a sentence.
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> Shipman's last meal was a curry. When asked afterwards if he enjoyed
> it,
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> he replied that it was ok but he could've murdered a Nan.
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> They are going to make a film about Harold Shipman. It's to star
> Robert De Niro. Title: The Old Dear Hunter
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> Harold Shipman's suicide note has been found.
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> It reads - "I can't go on. I've run out of patience."
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> The prison warden where Shipman was 'staying' commented that he will
> be sorely missed, especially by the prison boxing club. He said: "He
> had a lethal jab".
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drunkenfool
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stuyw
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Location: North West Drives: Rev3 MR2 Turbo
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heard them before, but still make me
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luca2020
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Registered: 26th May 02
Location: Maidstone, Kent
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ha ha ha quality, hered some of them before on a roy 'chubby' brown vid i got
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cossie_corsa
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Matt.H
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The cops have dug up Harold Shipmans front gardenand found a few Afghans and Iraqis.
The cheeky bastard was doing foreigners at the weekend.
Harold Shipman died after an overdose of apples,
Prison wardens heard him sayin everyday
I could murder a Granny Smith
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Gavin
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: West Midlands
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sick but
pew pew pew pewwwww
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CorsaLad16v
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt.H
The cops have dug up Harold Shipmans front gardenand found a few Afghans and Iraqis.
The cheeky bastard was doing foreigners at the weekend.
Harold Shipman died after an overdose of apples,
Prison wardens heard him sayin everyday
I could murder a Granny Smith
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Ben
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Location: West Yorkshire
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vgood
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kerzo
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Location: Norn Iron
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they say he was a real lady killer, perhaps its coz he is well hung !!
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luca2020
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Registered: 26th May 02
Location: Maidstone, Kent
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when they said he was a lady killer i thought he was a good looking bloke
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Leo
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>>What have Gareth gates and Harold Shipman got in common? Neither of them can finish a sentence.
>>They are going to make a film about Harold Shipman starring Robert De Niro. Title: The Old Dear Hunter.
>>Harold Shipman's suicide note has been found. It reads - "I can't go on. I've run out of patience."
>>The prison warden where Shipman was 'staying' commented that he will be sorely missed, especially by the prison boxing club. He said: "He had a lethal jab".
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Jason Iles
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