Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
Sit in your garden pointing a hairdryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Specify that your drive-through order is "To go".
If you have a glass eye, tap on it with your pen while talking to others.
Sing along at the opera.
Insist on keeping your windscreen wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up".
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think".
Practice making fax and modem noises.
Highlight irrelevant material in scientific journals and "cc" them to your boss.
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy".
Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands firmly over your ears.
Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the cartridge across the room.
Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green and insist to others that you "like it that way".
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
Honk and wave to strangers.
Decline to be seated at a restaurant and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.
type only in lowercase.
don t use any punctuation either
Buy a large amount of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: " Do you hear that?", "What?", Never mind, it's gone now".
As much as possible, skip instead of walking.
Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce, "No, wait, I messed it up" and repeat.
Ask people what gender they are.
While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
In the memo field of all your cheques, write "for sensual massage".
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions then scribble the answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "Psychological profiles".
TELL YOUR FRIENDS FOUR DAYS PRIOR, THAT YOU CAN'T ATTEND THEIR PARTY BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT IN THE MOOD!
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Drew
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Registered: 24th Nov 01
Location: County Durham
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If you have a glass eye, tap on it with your pen while talking to others.
yeah loads of people on here can try that one cant they 
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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I know 3 ppl with glass eyes
[Edited on 12-02-2004 by Colin J]
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Gavin
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: West Midlands
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pew pew pew pewwwww
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Drew
Banned
Registered: 24th Nov 01
Location: County Durham
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do you ever say 'eye eye' to them?
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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quote:
Originally posted by Drew
do you ever say 'eye eye' to them?
No but they take them out when there pissed
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Tracey
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Registered: 27th Aug 03
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i like the sit in the car with a hairdryer one shooting passers by
and shoot at ppl with double barrolled fingers and say - i like ur style
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