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T1NK

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Registered: 7th Apr 03
Location: down south
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16th Feb 04 at 22:22

A middle aged man buys a new mercedes convertible. He zooms off down the road at 90mph, loving the feel of the wind in his thinning hair.But then he sees a police car behind him flashing.
"He cant catch me" the man chuckles,and floors it some more, roaring down the road at over 130mph.
Then he thinks: "wot the hell am i doing? i'm too old for this kind of thing"
So he pulls over to the side of the road and waits for the police car to catch up with him.
The policeman stops, gets out of the car and walks over to the driver.
"sir" he says, looking at his watch, "my shift ends in a few minutes, and today is friday the 13th-lucky for some.If you can give mea good reason why you were speeding one ive never heard before- i'll let you go"
"well" the man replies "last week my wife ran off with a policeman, and i thought you were bringing her back" "OK" the policeman says "have a nice day"