Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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Three Wishes For Three Men
Three men , a Canadian, Usama Bin Ladin and President
Bush are out walking together one day. They come across
a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes
total," says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a
farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land
to be forever fertile in Canada.
With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in
Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Usama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall
around Afghanistan, so that no infidels and Jews can come
into our precious state."
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there
was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
President Bush, asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell
me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high,
500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country;
nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable."
President Bush says, "Very impressive. Fill it with water."
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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 Same joke i heard but wall was around France!!
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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PMSL
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Noonster
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Registered: 20th Jul 03
Location: East Yorkshire
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- sending it around the works email now 
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Mad Moe
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Registered: 14th Jun 01
Location: Northumberland
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Heard the same joke about a Geordie and a Makem and drowning sunderland still good though
[Edited on 23-02-2004 by Mad Moe]
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leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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bun
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Registered: 6th Oct 03
Location: Adel, West Yorkshire
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FPMSL
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Icy
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Registered: 31st Jan 01
Location: Edinburgh Drives: Mk3 Golf Gti
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wicked
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Bonzai
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Registered: 25th Mar 03
Location: Cardiff, Wales Drives: 205 GTi 1.9
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i heard the same one about England... 
[Edited on 23-02-2004 by Bonzai]
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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I heard the same 1 but wall was round england
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