Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint.
Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5
people in a Quattro, Quattro means four"
"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen retorts
disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry
five persons."
"You cannot pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four.
You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law."
The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I
want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"
"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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FPMSL
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Mad Moe
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Registered: 14th Jun 01
Location: Northumberland
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Marcus_Foster
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Registered: 14th Apr 02
Location: Bristol.....Drives: BMW E46
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PMSL - Im going to the Audi dealer mines a Quattro and i can only carry 2, 3 at the most.
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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Tell them you want a quater of the money back
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Marcus_Foster
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Registered: 14th Apr 02
Location: Bristol.....Drives: BMW E46
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I will ring them up when i get home they sold me a piece of shit.
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leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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Quality
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CorsaLad16v
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Sheffield UK Drives: VW Golf
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pmsl
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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Nismo
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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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AndyW
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Registered: 28th Oct 02
Location: Greater London
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thats fookin sveet
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