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Author Very poor joke I got sent
Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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19th Mar 04 at 11:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
> A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife read:
>
> "Dear Wife: You must realize that you are 54 years old,and I have
> certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am
> otherwise happy with you as wife, and I sincerely hope you will
not
> be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this
> letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching
> assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
>
> Your Husband"
>
>
> When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for
> him that read as follows:
>
> "Dear Husband:
>
> You, too, are 54 years old, and by the time you receive! this
> letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old
pool
> boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can
easily
> appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54
> goes into 18.
>
> Don't wait up."
Pablo
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Location: Milton Keynes
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19th Mar 04 at 11:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Jason Iles
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19th Mar 04 at 11:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Exactally maths is boring even when sex is envolved
Nismo
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19th Mar 04 at 11:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
1 cock + 1 cock = baggy fanny
Pablo
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19th Mar 04 at 11:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
*spam*
Jason Iles
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19th Mar 04 at 11:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I agree *spam*
Nismo
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19th Mar 04 at 11:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
with salad *cream* is the bom nigga
Jason Iles
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19th Mar 04 at 11:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
*rasist* *Spam*
leeshez
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CorsaLad16v
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Location: Sheffield UK Drives: VW Golf
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Colin
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19th Mar 04 at 14:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
thats good that is
Scotty_B
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19th Mar 04 at 14:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I think.
Cavey
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19th Mar 04 at 15:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
More crap jokes here...

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