T1NK
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Registered: 7th Apr 03
Location: down south
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Versions of the Gloria Gaynor's famous song....
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>MALE VERSION
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>First I was afraid I was petrified
>At the ugly slapper that was lying by my side
>I would've drunk a little less,
>I would've tried to keep my head.
>If I'd known for just one second you'd
>Assault me in your bed.
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>I tried to go, walk out the door
>But you've been sitting on my legs and
>I Can't feel them anymore
>And now you're sitting on my face,
>my nose has vanished - not a trace
>I only hope that you're big knickers aren't
>Made of liquorice lace
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>I want to go, I've got to leave
>Before your fat and naked body makes me want to heave
>Only hope that no one saw me walking home
>With such a slut.
>God the things that you get up to when you're half cut.
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>Please let me go, I'm getting scared
>There's nothing I can do to stop those ugly Breasts from being bared.
>I think that I must have been mad, God what
>Made me want to court her?
>With tits that look like Tesco bags I've just
>Filled up with water
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>It's time to go, run out the door
>She's started hinting she wants sex on her
>Dirty lino floor
>I don't think there's anything worse
>Than the al-co-hol-ics curse.
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>I WILL SURVIVE !
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>To which the girls reply.........
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>FEMALE VERSION
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>At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
>By the ugly w*nker that was lying by my side.
>I would've drunk a little less, I would've
>Tried to keep my head,
>If I'd know for just one second I'd be in
>Your crusty bed...
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>I tried to go, walk out the door.
>But I laughed so hard at your small knob that
>I've fallen on the floor.
>Your butts a pimply mess, it's just a broken-out disgrace,
>But I'd rather look at that, than at your
>F***ing ugly face...!
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>I want to go, I've got to leave.
>Your talk of chicks and football really makes
>Me want to heave.
>I only know I've got to stop my drinking
>Spirits and the beer
>Coz when I looked at you last night, you
>Looked just like Richard Gere !
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>Please let me go, I feel quite sick,
>We had the worst sex in the world and you're
>An ugly prick
>I should have shagged your gorgeous mate,
>At least he's got a lovely flat
>But no I go and trust the booze and now I'm
>Stuck with you, you twat.
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>It's time to go, run out the door.
>You look so ugly it should really be against the law.
>I'm going to give up all the booze, I'm going
>To have no stupid fun
>Coz waking up beside your mug, just makes me
>Want to be a nun !
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>I WILL SURVIVE!!
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