Jason Iles
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> > A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some
> > horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it."
> > When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder.
> >
> > Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was
> > going to go over 280 yards, but it struck a phone line that is hanging
> > over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only
> > about 100 yards."
> >
> > "Is that when you swore?"
> > "No, Mother," says the nun. "After that, a squirrel ran out of the
> > bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run away."
> >
> > "Is THAT when you swore?" asked the Mother Superior again.
> >
> > "Well, no." says the nun. "You see, as the squirrel was running, an
> > eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and
> > began to fly away!"
> >
> > Is THAT when you swore?" asked the amazed elder nun.
> >
> > "No, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws, it
> > flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball."
> >
> > "Did you swear THEN?" asked Mother Superior, becoming impatient.
> >
> > "No, because the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand trap,
> > rolled onto the green, and stopped about six inches from the hole."
> >
> > The two nuns were silent for a moment.
> >
> > Then Mother Superior sighed and said, "You missed the fu?king putt,
> > didn't you?'
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Robbo
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:S
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Natalie
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mossy
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goin by the 2 replies i aint gonna bother readin it 
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TNM
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Stuckey
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ur both dumb arent u, i got it
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Graham
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:S
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Colin
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TNM
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quote:
Originally posted by Stuckey
ur both dumb arent u, i got it
we get it but its not funny.
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Darren
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:s
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Colin
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Cheezy your jokes suck ass
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Jason Iles
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You will not get another joke from me as of now then 
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