Stoneyginger
Premium Member
Registered: 25th Jan 01
Location: Stonehaven, Aberdeenshire
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Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs,
>Wife, Blowjob?
>A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife,but
>you can't beat a blowjob.
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>Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
>A.) So men can be open minded.
>
>Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
>A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
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>Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
>A.) The longer you play with them, the harder
>they get.
>
>Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
>A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow
>your paycheck!
>
>Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
>A.) "Is it in?"
>
>Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and
>the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
>A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
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>Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just
>had sex?
>A.) One of his fingers is clean.
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>Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
>A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
>
>Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have
>in common?
>A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the
>rubber breaks, you're screwed.
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SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
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nae bad 
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Stoneyginger
Premium Member
Registered: 25th Jan 01
Location: Stonehaven, Aberdeenshire
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ken
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Sam16v
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Registered: 10th May 04
Location: Caerphilly Drives:MGF
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>Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
>A.) "Is it in?"
^^^^ funny!
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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ken
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vibrio
Banned
Registered: 28th Feb 01
Location: POAH
User status: Offline
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quote:
Originally posted by SXi-Sam
>Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
>A.) "Is it in?"
^^^^ happened to me 
yes
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Sam16v
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Registered: 10th May 04
Location: Caerphilly Drives:MGF
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quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
quote:
Originally posted by SXi-Sam
>Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
>A.) "Is it in?"
^^^^ happened to me
yes
hasnt happened 2me.... just funny^^
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vibrio
Banned
Registered: 28th Feb 01
Location: POAH
User status: Offline
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quote:
Originally posted by SXi-Sam
quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
quote:
Originally posted by SXi-Sam
>Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
>A.) "Is it in?"
^^^^ happened to me
yes
has happened 2me.... just not funny^^
tis a shame.
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
User status: Offline
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@ vibro MWAH
[Edited on 02-06-2004 by J 11ESY]
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vibrio
Banned
Registered: 28th Feb 01
Location: POAH
User status: Offline
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quote:
Originally posted by J 11ESY
@ vibro MWAH
[Edited on 02-06-2004 by J 11ESY]
POAH rocks
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