Mattb
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Registered: 2nd Feb 03
Location: Under your sisters bed
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1) Why didn't the cat eat its dinner??
Because i nailed its head to the floor
2) What has two legs and bleeds??
Half a dog..
3) Whats worse than finding 10 dead babies in a bin??
Finding one dead baby in 10 bins..
4) Whats the best thing about screwing twenty eight year olds??
Theres twenty of em...
5)Whats blue and orange and lays at the bottom of a swimming pool??
A baby with deflated arm bands..
6) Whats blue and Fcuks grannies??
Hyperthermia..
7) Whats pink red and silver and sits in the corner??
A baby with a potatoe peeler..
8) Whats green black and silver and sits in the corner??
Same baby three months later
9) Whats pink and silver and cant turn around in hallways?
A baby with a javelin through its head..
10) Whats better than nailing a baby to a wall??
Ripping the bugger back off...
sick but oh so funny
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Drew
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Registered: 24th Nov 01
Location: County Durham
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mine and claires post on jokes like this ages ago got deleted by ian
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Colin
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AndyCorsa
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Registered: 24th Oct 03
Location: Macclesfield, Cheshire
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I can see this going in the trash can sometime soon.
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Drew
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Registered: 24th Nov 01
Location: County Durham
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along with jokes like....
why did the girl fall off the swing?
cause she had no arms.
whats blue and sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?
baby with burst arm bands
etc etc
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Ben
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
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at the grannie 1
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sfxer
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Registered: 23rd Aug 00
Location: devon, england
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crap jokes
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Ben
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
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thats prob bcoz u have no sense of humour
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sfxer
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Registered: 23rd Aug 00
Location: devon, england
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lol, no not atall
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