Colin
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A man boarded an aircraft at Heathrow and took his seat. as he settled
in,
he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was
heading straight towards his seat and bingo! She took the seat right
beside
him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out ,"business trip or
vacation?" She turned, smiled enchantingly and said "Business. I'm going
to
the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States".
He swallowed hard as here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting
next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! struggling
to
maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "
What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded.
"I
use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?" "Well," she explained, " one
popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when,
in
fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that
trait another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when
actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best
potential lovers in all categories are the Irish,"
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she
said,
"I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your
name."
Tonto," the man said... "Tonto Papadopoulos , but my friends call me
Paddy."
 
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Also ancient but good