Dean_H
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and she decided to have a baby....
do you have to pay any money if both parents have the kids 50-50
Just wanna know, cause ive heared that if you have them 50-50 the father still has to pay money to the mother.
^ if thats the case i will be putting 2 condoms on and making sure shes on the pill
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CorsAsh
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Just put a sock over your nob before sex, should guarantee she doesnt get preggers... 
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Jamie
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LMAO 
Get her on the injection mate.
Its like 99.9% apparantly, and gets done once every three months I beleive.
You know how forgetful woman are, trust them to remember to take a pill at the same time EVERY day or one injection every few months?
[Edited on 25-08-2004 by J-Me]
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Mistamist
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DO HER UP THE ARSE!!!
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Half Pint
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Arse !
guaranteed to make her scream and give you a tight hole to shoot your load up 
Everybody wins
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StuartVRS
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quote:
Originally posted by mistdotcom
DO HER UP THE ARSE!!!
FPMSL
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Dean_H
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As it was said yesterday...
"i dont facie a shitty sausage"
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shano
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quote:
Originally posted by Welsh_SXi
As it was said yesterday...
"i dont facie a shitty sausage"
nothing wrong with a shitty sausage
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Dean_H
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Lol, first you gotta find a girl thats dirty enough to do it.
My mate said he was shaggin this girl and he was a bit pissed... pitch black. They changed positions and he put it in and thought it was a bit tight, she done a squeel... then carried on. He realises then 2mins later he been shaggin her up the ass lol
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shano
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quote:
Originally posted by Welsh_SXi
Lol, first you gotta find a girl thats dirty enough to do it.
My mate said he was shaggin this girl and he was a bit pissed... pitch black. They changed positions and he put it in and thought it was a bit tight, she done a squeel... then carried on. He realises then 2mins later he been shaggin her up the ass lol
very easly done 
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S1MON
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invite her to the top of the stairs and push her down... fail safe plan !! dont tell her first thou
[Edited on 25-08-2004 by S1MON]
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Jamie
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My girlfriend likes it up the bum
[Edited on 25-08-2004 by J-Me]
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Demo
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quote:
Originally posted by shano
quote:
Originally posted by Welsh_SXi
As it was said yesterday...
"i dont facie a shitty sausage"
nothing wrong with a shitty sausage
ive had a shitty sausage with added sweetcorn. not nice i can tell you 
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sassyminx
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quote:
Originally posted by Welsh_SXi
and she decided to have a baby....
do you have to pay any money if both parents have the kids 50-50
Just wanna know, cause ive heared that if you have them 50-50 the father still has to pay money to the mother.
^ if thats the case i will be putting 2 condoms on and making sure shes on the pill
me and my ex, were together 6yrs and we have 2 children, we have our kids 50-50 i dont get maintenance, but i do claim workin families tax credits for the kids, and i get the child benefit, being the mother,
if u split kids 50-50 u cant claim maintenance cos u have em equal which means u would both have to claim for each other
but u can split working families tax credit between u but my ex lets me claim it all cos he lives with his new gf and he earns too much to claim anything anyway
BUT if it was like one of u had em so much as a day more than the other, then ud be able to claim its just an arse on
me and ex have em exactly same amount of days each month
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vibrio
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I did get mine pregnant
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sassyminx
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yr married to her
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CorsAsh
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was it a shotgun wedding Vibs?
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Shelly
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quote:
Originally posted by J-Me
LMAO
Get her on the injection mate.
Its like 99.9% apparantly, and gets done once every three months I beleive.
You know how forgetful woman are, trust them to remember to take a pill at the same time EVERY day or one injection every few months?
If your on the injection a long time it can make you infertile 
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purple_corsa_gls
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Use an empty crisp packet and an elastic band
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