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asy1mpo
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Registered: 5th Apr 03
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17th Sep 04 at 15:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,5-2004431204,,00.html

I think some ppl here will add up some points with the car questions

Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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17th Sep 04 at 16:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You lot are fooked, I have alloys and spoiler but they are factory fitted.

Earn extra points if your car has any of these:

A stereo system powerful enough to damage pedestrians' hearing – 5 points

Blue neon under-car lighting – 3 points

Vented bonnet – 2 points

Fat chrome exhaust pipe – 2 points

Illegal number plate – 2 points

Alloy wheels – 1 point

Rear spoiler – 1 point

Flared wheel arches – 1 point
Andy Stocker
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Registered: 31st Aug 00
Location: Herts Drives: Porsche 911
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17th Sep 04 at 16:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
You lot are fooked, I have alloys and spoiler but they are factory fitted.

Earn extra points if your car has any of these:

A stereo system powerful enough to damage pedestrians' hearing – 5 points NO

Blue neon under-car lighting – 3 points NO

Vented bonnet – 2 points YES, FACTORY FITTED

Fat chrome exhaust pipe – 2 points NO, ITS STAINLESS STEEL

Illegal number plate – 2 points NO

Alloy wheels – 1 point YES, FACTORY FITTED

Rear spoiler – 1 point YES, FACTORY FITTED

Flared wheel arches – 1 point YES, FACTORY FITTED


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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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17th Sep 04 at 16:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'm apparently a "chav lite"

And why do they make it seem like being a chav is desirable?
Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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17th Sep 04 at 16:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I am well pikey according to those questions
Andy Stocker
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17th Sep 04 at 16:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Innit
Jason Iles
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17th Sep 04 at 16:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
51-75: There is no disguising your chav tendencies but you're a long way from joining the tribe.
Fear
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Registered: 20th Nov 02
Location: Down off the hill
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17th Sep 04 at 16:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
You lot are fooked, I have alloys spoiler but they are factory fitted.


Speedlines factory fit
Jason Iles
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17th Sep 04 at 16:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yeah Ollie you chav
nik
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17th Sep 04 at 16:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
The Sun newspaper is the biggest Chav of them all.
dirtydan
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Registered: 3rd Sep 03
Location: Canvey, Essex Drives : Corsa Sport
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17th Sep 04 at 19:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
10-25: Not even close. Have you ever heard of youth culture?

 
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