kinkycorsa
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Registered: 19th Feb 03
Location: Bristol
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 May have been posted before but it made me laugh!
So true that what women say and mean are 2 different things 
FINE
> > This is the word women use to end an
> argument when they
> are right and you need to shut up.
> >
> > FIVE MINUTES
> > If she is getting dressed, this is half
> an hour. Five
> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been
> given 5 more minutes to
> watch the game before helping around the house.
> >
> > NOTHING
> > This is the calm before the storm. This
> means
> "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments
> that begin with 'Nothing'
> usually end in "Fine"
> >
> > GO AHEAD
> > This is a dare, not permission. Don't do
> it.
> >
> > LOUD SIGH
> > This is not actually a wo rd, but is a
> non-verbal
> statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh"
> means she thinks you are an
> idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
> here and arguing
> with you over "Nothing"
> >
> > THAT'S OKAY
> > This is one of the most dangerous
> statements that a woman
> can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants
> to think long and
> hard before deciding how and when you will pay for
> your mistake.
> >
> > THANKS
> > A woman is thanking you. Do not question
> it or faint.
> Just say you're welcome.
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