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Author Munch 1.....Police 0 hahahaah!!!!!!
Munchie
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Registered: 17th Jul 01
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24th Sep 04 at 23:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Was driving through switch island today towards town.....was at the lights with PLEASURE ROOMS VOLUME 4 ON full wack with me illegal tints and me window down and me most scallified top on ever.......

neway

its a 40mph zone through switch island until u hit the national speed limit( 70mph) opposite that gym...had a police car behind me all da way.........

moving on...

i sped up to abar 70mph and this police dude was chasing me! i didnt know he had his lights on cos me window is tinted 70% therefore it allows FUCK ALL light into the car

so.....he stops me and says

Police- "do u want a ticket?"
Munch- "No why?"
Police- "because u were doing 65mph in a 40mph zone!"
Munch- "40mph? sorry officer but its national speed limit"
Police- "National speed limit? its 40mph!!!!"
Munch "Go back and see the sign officer....its national speed limit"
Police- "I never saw that sign"
Munch- "Thats not my problem officer"
at this time......the police man looks buzzed off to fuck
Police- "Take it easy"



MUNCH WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1CE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
Matt H
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24th Sep 04 at 23:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



but dont be a pikey
mav
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waynep
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24th Sep 04 at 23:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
your still northen
langey
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25th Sep 04 at 00:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lol munchie, but national speed limit is 60 aint it?? :confused: thought only motorway is 70mph?
Gaz
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Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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25th Sep 04 at 00:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
60 single carrage way and 70 dual unless stated otherwise
Gruff
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25th Sep 04 at 10:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
nice
goldfish
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: we have a grass in CS he is a chav
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25th Sep 04 at 10:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by matt h



but dont be a pikey





he can't help it - he's a scouser, pikey by design
Nismo
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Dione J
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25th Sep 04 at 10:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
at goldfish!!!!!!!!!!
L33 LEG
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Adam-D
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25th Sep 04 at 10:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
nice one buddy
Wrighty
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25th Sep 04 at 12:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
shit hot mate
Dean_H
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25th Sep 04 at 13:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
your a fucking header, ive never met a person like you and i doubt i ever will lol
stubs
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25th Sep 04 at 14:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
surely then, the copper was driving without due course and attention!
Munchie
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25th Sep 04 at 23:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A FUCKING HEADER? WHA? NITE ALL
Dean_H
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26th Sep 04 at 15:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
header = nutter

 
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