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Author Amusing car joke .......
Andy Stocker
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Registered: 31st Aug 00
Location: Herts Drives: Porsche 911
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28th Sep 04 at 08:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
..... maybe

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

BMW
Bought My Wife

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT
Fix It All the Time

FORD
Fast Only Rolling Downhill

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Gotta Mechanic Coming?

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless
Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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28th Sep 04 at 08:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
hmmmmmmmm
leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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28th Sep 04 at 08:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Oh dear
Andy Stocker
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Registered: 31st Aug 00
Location: Herts Drives: Porsche 911
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28th Sep 04 at 08:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Blame thehun.com for that one
J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
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28th Sep 04 at 08:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Well atleast this is a bad joke which is actually true.......

 
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