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Jason Iles
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28th Sep 04 at 14:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter
from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just
too
great.
I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and
it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me
that I sent to you.

Love, Becky

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots
they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts,
cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the
other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There
were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note  ..

Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the fuk you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Robbo
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chanel
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Wayne
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Ben
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bree
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Natalie
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leeshez
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Holly C
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Coblet
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Andy Stocker
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Superb
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LMAO an american with a sense of humour that is proper rare!
Icy
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