Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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> > WOMEN'S REVENGE
> >
> > "Cash, cheque or credit?" I asked, after folding
> > items the woman wished
> > to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I
> > noticed a remote control
> > for a television set in her purse.
> >
> > "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
> >
> > "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come
> > shopping with me, so
> > I figured this was the most legal evil thing I could
> > do to him."
> >
> >
> >
> > WIFE VS HUSBAND
> >
> > A couple drove down a country road for several
> > miles,not saying a word.
> > An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
> > neither of them wanted
> > to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard
> > of mules, goats,
> > and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
> > "Relatives of yours?"
> >
> > "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
> >
> >
> >
> > WORDS
> >
> > A husband read an article to his wife about how many
> > words women use a
> > day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied,
> > "The reason has to be
> > because we have to repeat everything to men...
> >
> > The husband then turned to his wife and asked,
> > "What?"
> >
> >
> >
> > CREATION
> >
> > A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how
> > you can be so stupid
> > and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife
> > responded, "Allow me to
> > explain.God made me beautiful so you would be
> > attracted to me; God made
> > me stupid, so I would be attracted to you!
> >
> >
> >
> > WHO DOES WHAT
> >
> > A man and his wife were having an argument about who
> > should brew the
> > coffee each morning.
> >
> > The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up
> > first, and then we
> > don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
> >
> > The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking
> > around here and you
> > should do it, because that is your job, and I can
> > just wait for my
> > coffee."
> >
> > Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it
> > is in the Bible
> > that the man should do the coffee."
> >
> > Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
> >
> > So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New
> > Testament and showed him at
> > the top of several pages, that it indeed
> > says..........
> >
> > "HEBREWS"
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