leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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This might have been posted before but here goes 
> >A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the
> >bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an
> >envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was
> >addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the
envelope
> >and read the letter with trembling hands:
> >
> >
> >Dear Mom,
> >It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope
> >with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and
> >you. I've been finding real passion with John and he is so nice -
even
> >with all his piercing, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes.
But
> >it's not only the passion mom, I'm pregnant and John said that we
will
> >be very happy.
> >
> >He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood
for
> >the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and
> >that's now one of my dreams too.
> >
> >John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll
be
> >growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the
cocaine
> >and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will
find
> >a cure for AIDS so John can get better; he sure deserves it!!
> >
> >Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
> >myself. Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to
know
> >your grandchildren.
> >
> >Your daughter,
> >Judith
> >PS : Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's
house.
> >I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than
my
> >report card which is in my desk drawer.
> >
> >I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home
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Pete G
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Registered: 11th Apr 03
Location: Barnsley Drives: seat leon, suzuki hayabusa
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 ish
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mav
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Scotland
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heard it with different ending...
WAs about crashing car...
still abit
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Kathryn W
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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LOL
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Carly
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Registered: 21st Aug 03
Location: sheffield
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might try that one when my mum finds out ive spilt hair dye on the wallpaper
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Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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I want to be butt fcuked
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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ROFLAO haven't heard that one b4, classic
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