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Darren
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   1st Nov 04 at 14:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Do this amazing mathematics exercise.
>
> It will take only 20 seconds. What you have to do is to follow the
instructions. Do not read the outcome before having made all the
calculations, ok?
> Let's start!
>
> 1. Decide the number of times you wish to make love during one week.
>
> 2. Multiply this number by 50.
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> 3. Add to the result 44.
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> 4. Then, multiply by 200.
>
> 5. If, this year, you have already celebrated your birthday, add 104.
>
> If you have not celebrated it yet add 103.
>
> 6. Last step: to the result you have obtained, subtract your birth year
(for example, subtract 1968, 1973, etc.).
>
> Once you have made the subtraction, you should have a number with five
figures.
>
> So:
>
> The first of the five figures points out the number of nights per week you
wish to make love. Is it correct? But it is not all.
>
> The last two figures correspond to your age.
>
> But the best has still to came......
>
> The second and the third figure point out
>
> THE POSITION YOU LIKE THE MOST WHILE YOU ARE MAKING LOVE!!
LukeGSi
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1st Nov 04 at 14:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Can't be arsed! Reply to my U2U's cunt!
Kathryn W
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1st Nov 04 at 14:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Its all to do with simple calculations fuck knows how!!!

Theres another were u think of a number do so many things to it and it comes out eleven but forgot about this one...
Darren
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1st Nov 04 at 14:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by LukeGSi
Can't be arsed! Reply to my U2U's cunt!


i ahvent had a U2U

i have now

And no, but kerry said she'd buy it for u for xmas

[Edited on 01-11-2004 by Darren]
--Dave--
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1st Nov 04 at 15:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

you're actually left with 6 figures, not 5.

Good though
Carr
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1st Nov 04 at 16:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I was left with 5. Unless you said you wanted to make love 10 or more times i suppose
Martyn
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1st Nov 04 at 16:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

69
Carly
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1st Nov 04 at 16:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

76919
SteveW
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1st Nov 04 at 16:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I was left with 69...

how original
Carr
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76917
--Dave--
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yeah i said 10, only because that's what i managed last week
Ally
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1st Nov 04 at 16:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

56918....

Richies

106918
--Dave--
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mine would have been good if it was...

10DOGGY21

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1. Decide the number of times you wish to make love during one week.

Call it 'a'

2. Multiply this number by 50.

50a

3. Add to the result 44.

50a + 44

4. Then, multiply by 200.

200(50a + 44)
=10000a + 8800


5. If, this year, you have already celebrated your birthday, add 104.
If you have not celebrated it yet add 103.

10000a + 8904 (04 as in 2004)

6. Last step: to the result you have obtained, subtract your birth year

10000a + 6926 (therefore 26 years between 2004 and 1978. The rest of it is used to bring the 89 down to a 69)

The first of the five figures points out the number of nights per week you
wish to make love.

Yes, multiplied by 10000 and so in the fifth column, sixth as well if it was a two digit number

The last two figures correspond to your age.

Yes - you subtracted your year of birth from the present year
Ben
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1st Nov 04 at 19:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

76918

spot on
Darren
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1st Nov 04 at 20:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Ian
1. Decide the number of times you wish to make love during one week.

Call it 'a'

2. Multiply this number by 50.

50a

3. Add to the result 44.

50a + 44

4. Then, multiply by 200.

200(50a + 44)
=10000a + 8800


5. If, this year, you have already celebrated your birthday, add 104.
If you have not celebrated it yet add 103.

10000a + 8904 (04 as in 2004)

6. Last step: to the result you have obtained, subtract your birth year

10000a + 6926 (therefore 26 years between 2004 and 1978. The rest of it is used to bring the 89 down to a 69)

The first of the five figures points out the number of nights per week you
wish to make love.

Yes, multiplied by 10000 and so in the fifth column, sixth as well if it was a two digit number

The last two figures correspond to your age.

Yes - you subtracted your year of birth from the present year


Genious
Dom
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1st Nov 04 at 21:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

simple maths and algebra

[Edited on 01-11-2004 by VisibleMan]
kerzo
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2nd Nov 04 at 02:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i dunno what i done but i got 1106920


110 times in a week sounds like a challenge to me
Icy
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