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markBezzy
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18th Nov 04 at 11:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

A beautiful woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor tells her to strip, and lie down on the exam table.

The doctor has never seen a woman more beautiful than her. The doctor begins his exam, poking and prodding on her. The doctor looks up and tells her, before I can go any further, I will have to numb you.

The woman tells the doctor to do whatever he needs to do.

Hearing this, the doctor puts his face between the woman's legs and goes, " num,num,num,num. . . "
--Dave--
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18th Nov 04 at 12:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

"num num num, touch ma body"
Kathryn W
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18th Nov 04 at 16:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Hmmmm.... dont get that......


I got a quick one...

A man walked upto the customer service desk in Asda one day and got his circumsised cock onto the counter.... He said to the woman 'roll that back'....
--Dave--
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Antz
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Anton2K3
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18th Nov 04 at 22:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Whats 6 inches long, and begins with a 'P'?











































A shit!

 
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