calidus
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Registered: 27th Oct 02
Location: Lincoln
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may have been posted b4 but :- just for fun
Chavs....
1.What do you call a Chav in a box?
> Innit.
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> 2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
> Sorted.
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> 3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
> Safe.
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> 4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
> Innuinnit.
>
> 5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
> They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
> of stairs.
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> 6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
> The bride.
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> 7. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
> It might be your bike.
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> 8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
> One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
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> 9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
> "What you lookin' at?"
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> 10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
> Paint three stripes on it.
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> 11. 2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
> The police.
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> 12. Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
> Up the gary!
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nik
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Registered: 19th Jun 00
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 my gf told me those last night made me laugh. Funny thing is most are 100% fact 
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
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been posted before but never gets less funny
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ed_jones
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Registered: 23rd Mar 03
Location: Wrexham / Shropshire Border
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