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Carr
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Location: Leicestershire (Home) Ambleside, Lakes (Uni)
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26th Nov 04 at 13:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I come home from sixth form this morning and shes not delivered my copy of Pro Evo 4 yet but theres no other post so maybe she is having a lie-in again like she does almost everyday. What should I do?
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mav
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26th Nov 04 at 13:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
bum her when she arrives
Carr
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26th Nov 04 at 13:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
May do. Or I mght go round to the post office depot place round the corner and get her sacked. Where is it?
Smiffie
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26th Nov 04 at 13:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i used to have a really fit post women who used to wear a skirt and had the nicest legs
and im not really a leg man but they are

now i got this wierd older bloke

his legs arent as nice
Tom
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26th Nov 04 at 13:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Get her fired
Carr
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26th Nov 04 at 13:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Smiffie
i used to have a really fit post women who used to wear a skirt and had the nicest legs
and im not really a leg man but they are

now i got this wierd older bloke

his legs arent as nice




ours doesnt wear a skirt she is a trousers lady. or maybe that is because it's winter. ill get back to you next summer on that one.
TNM
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26th Nov 04 at 13:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
there is a shortage of postpeople blah blah.
Smiffie
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26th Nov 04 at 13:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Carr
quote:
Originally posted by Smiffie
i used to have a really fit post women who used to wear a skirt and had the nicest legs
and im not really a leg man but they are

now i got this wierd older bloke

his legs arent as nice




ours doesnt wear a skirt she is a trousers lady. or maybe that is because it's winter. ill get back to you next summer on that one.


i want a full report and pics
Carr
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26th Nov 04 at 13:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
We got a letter from the royal mail goin blah blah we are going to deliver just once a day now and probably in the afternoon etc. etc.
i thought we only got one delivery a day anyway. maybe its because we have a post lady now and she is slower and/or lazier than the postman we used to have who used to come at 9am ish each day. maybe she wrote that letter herself and stole some royal mail envelopes so she could have a lie in
leeshez
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26th Nov 04 at 16:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
She is using the vibrator you have
leeshez
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26th Nov 04 at 16:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Opps i meanrt to say have ordered
Welsh Dan
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26th Nov 04 at 23:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Carr
We got a letter from the royal mail goin blah blah we are going to deliver just once a day now and probably in the afternoon etc. etc.
i thought we only got one delivery a day anyway. maybe its because we have a post lady now and she is slower and/or lazier than the postman we used to have who used to come at 9am ish each day. maybe she wrote that letter herself and stole some royal mail envelopes so she could have a lie in


Everyone in the country will be getting this letter at some point. It means that those places that have two deliveries a day, will only have one instead, often coming a bit later in the day.

Those that only have one delivery, shouldn't notice much of a difference
CorsAsh
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26th Nov 04 at 23:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Takes longer for her to get round as she has to do her makeup in the morning. Or maybe she drives to work, and takes three hours to park?
Carr
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27th Nov 04 at 18:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
O well she made it today with my game, it's very good

 
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