CorsaLad16v
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
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.. it was like a little kingdom of chavs  everywhere i turned there was a burberry cap or lasses with sovereign rings on every finger! i've never seen so many chavs all in one place! this chav lass at the bar kept squeezing my ass n i just gave her a funny look as if to say "oi, funny lookin fucker, get off my ass, chav bint"
funny thing about this pub was that one side of the pub was full of chavs, even the Dj was a chav playing black eyed peas remixes n kelis garbage, the other side of the pub (twas divided by a wall) was full of old biddy's drinking their ale of the friday night happily enjoying smoking pipes n stuff, whilst in the chav kingdom they all had skunk on the go, place stunk of it!
one lass made me laugh, she had a really revealing top on (i say top, was more like a bra) n a long white thick coat with fur on the collar, nice mix! And yes, i saw the traditional chavs with burberry caps, addidas trakkies tucked in their socks and yes... u guessed it... rockport boots 
rather entertaining
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CorsaLad16v
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oh, and i witnessed a crash betweena puma n an old fiesta, fiesta pulled out on puma at a junction n got T-boned by the puma  quite funny, they just sat there for ages also the cops flew past the accident, not only 1 car but 4 Volvo V70's and a riot van, which almost crashed into a bus then when i got closer home we called into a kebab shop n there were 2 women fighting outside the pub/snooker hall next door.. next minute theres 6 police cars n 2 riot vans almost got arrested for making farting noises when the cops were there, asked if i was being clever, i replied with a swift yes to which he stepped back and asked me questions about what i've had  dickwad anyway, all in all was a rather enjoyable night with crashes, fighting, cops allover and a nice kebab 
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R Lee
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toooooooooooooo much writing neil
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CorsaLad16v
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essay time, dum dum dum dum... dooo dooo can't touch this 
its worth a read Mr GP
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Matty L
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i read it, found it quite funny
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CorsaLad16v
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i wish i had taken pics on my fone but i feared my life in the kingom of chavscum  i felt overdressed in my jeans
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R Lee
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you're rude to police 
read it and you obviously had an eventful night 
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leeshez
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All that fun in 1 place
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Adam-D
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where the hell do you live?
sounds like a right mixed up place
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CorsaLad16v
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sheffield... but this 1 pub is in a place called Gleadless... its the 1st time i've ever been in there, and no doubt will be the last time unless i want to go and get photo evidence of the amount of chavs
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