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Ben
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3rd Jan 05 at 20:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Met my birds folks this weekend for 1st time , i met the mum but the dad were working on new yrs eve so i were going to meet him when we got back after we had been out.

so anyhow we got back before her folks so i thought while we have little time i better get the deed done quicky.

and how the dad walked in , me on top banging away , he just walked in and said "oh" then walked back out


so quicky we get dressed and go into sitting room and he just laughed, thank fuck he were pissed, never been so embarresed in my LIFE!!!!!
p
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Cavey
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1600power
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PMSL wot an introduction........

I mean he sees your arse before your face LMAO
Ben
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no he saw my face , i were looking towards her bedroom door , to make it worse i had hold of her head board bars and were going for england , i would of loved to have seen a pic of my face at the second he walked in
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what did he say once he had sobered up ?

Jim

must of been ok coz your still alive
Cavey
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa_jim
what did he say once he had sobered up ?

Jim



Why would he of said Jim ? His names Ben
Karen
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ha ha quality
Ben
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lol , He did not say anything , luckly he were a nice guy , i just turned on the charm and when he dropped me off he said "your welcome to come and stay whenever you like"


he did not say anything when sobered up , but he prob cum in my mash potatoes to get me back?

the brother definatly dont like me tho , had a few dirty looks but hes 10 yr older than me and built like a brick shit house, would squash me like a fly
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Weren't drinking Dr Pepper prior to going upstairs to nail the Mrs were ya?
Ben
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eh?
Andy Stocker
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Whats the worst that could happen ..................




BOOM BOOM
Ben
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explain
Andy Stocker
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You'd have to have seen the adverts to understand
CorsAsh
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at this thread

If that had happened to me with my last girlfriend I'd have suffered the same fate as William Wallace in Braveheart
Martin
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quote:
Drew's top four post starters:

1:been posted before
2:wrong forum
3:marcus has just...
4:format c:


i know nothing to do with thread, but fcuking funny
Red_SXi
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You wana hear about me 2 weeks ago on my sofa at home
leeshez
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Good lad ben
stuartmitchell
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He must approve if he didnt throw you straight down the stairs

Have you met him again since
Ben
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no just the once , luckly its a bunglow.

ill ask her what he said to her when i left
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben
no just the once , luckly its a bunglow.

ill ask her what he said to her when i left


"Can I join in next time?"

Aztec -
kinkycorsa
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this has made my evening
Ben
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never know , them scottish folk are a strange breed of people

aztec?? u refering to the thread where he called me a paedo ?

 
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