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Originally posted by widecorsa
Well well well now we know what happened to the golf cabriolet don’t we beardy???

Let me tell u all a little story about the wonderful beardy …..

He told me that cabriolet was mine, he even arranged to meet me and he stood me up, when all along he’d sold the car!! I mean why the hell would he string me along the whole time?? He just kept feeding me crap everyday not answering my calls and telling me blatant lies, all because he wasn’t man enough to tell me he had sold the Cabriolet, Fuck knows why but for whatever reason it was he could have had the decency to tell me instead of keeping me waiting for him, He was probably sat at home the whole time beating off over transvestite porn because that’s all his skinny ass is gonna be getting with the way he treats people.

So thank you very much Dickhole, I’ll be sure 2 come and thank u in person at a show over the show season, Shouldn’t be too hard, Ill just keep an eye out for the national front look alike, Maybe if you grew some hair your head wouldn’t get so cold and stop your brain from functioning properly, You might get laid every once in a while too.

Im warning you all now, If your ever thinking about buying something from Beardy, Don’t, You would have more luck beating your self to death with a fisher price top phone than you would trying to organise a good deal captain dipshit over there. If I had to choose between buying a car off of him again, or agonising pain, Id saw my legs off from the shins down, dip the stumps in salt, then walk over hot coals for half an hour.

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