Scotty_B
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Registered: 11th Jun 03
Location: East Kilbride
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quote:
Originally posted by Fonz
Women are like parkiong spaces. Sometimes all the good ones are taken so when no one is looking you have to stick it into a handicapped one!
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micra_pete
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Registered: 23rd Apr 03
Location: West Yorkshire
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paddy and murphey are sat on the floor
Paddy falls off
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Skylined
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Registered: 27th Sep 05
Location: Sideways, Surrey
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Two pedo's on a beach...
One says, "Can you get out my sun please"
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All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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I was born in a coucil flat, on the 4th floor. No sorry, it was the 2nd, but thats another storey.
I was brought up in the lift...
That works on a few levels.
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andy1868
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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
Location: Burscough, Lancashire
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and how was it pete?
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deano87
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Registered: 21st Oct 06
Location: Bedfordshire Drives: Ford Fiesta
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quote:
Originally posted by Fonz
Little Jonny walks in on his Mum and Dad having sex. His Dad looks at his sons shocked expression and laughing chucks a pillow at Jonny. A while later Jonny's Dad hears noises down stairs - investigating he finds Jonny slamming one into his gran over the back of the sofa. Jonny looks at him and throws a cushion, laughing he says "not so f8cking funny when its YOUR mum is it?"
Brilliant
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Zak
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Registered: 27th Aug 07
Location: East Ham, East London
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You are driving at a constant speed, on your left is a sheer drop, on your right is a fire engine, travelling the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig, the same size as you car, and you cannot overtake it. Behind you, is a helicopter flying at ground level also travelling at the same speed.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Get the fuck off the merry go round you pissed up bastard
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