jaffa
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Location: Stoke-on-Trent
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President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks
over and says "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in
here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III. We are going to kill 24 million
Iraqis & one beautiful blonde with big boobs." The guy says, "A
beautiful blonde with big boobs! Why kill a beautiful blonde with
big boobs?" Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder,
laughs & says,"See,smart ass!! I told you no one would worry about
24 million Iraqis! LET'S ROLL!!"
A plane was about to crash with 5 people on board and only 4 parachutes.
The first person said, ' I'm Roy Keane, one of the best footballers in
Ireland. I'm worth a lot of money and my fans need me so I think I
should be saved.' The others agreed and gave him one of the parachutes
and off he went.
The second person said,'I'm Tony Blair, a dynamic English
politician who
can really help my country so I think I should be saved.' The
others
agreed and gave him a parachute.
The third person said, 'I'm David Beckham, captain of the English
National squad. I have a wife and son and a newborn baby. Everyone
knows I'm a really nice guy and everyone thinks I'm stupid, but I'm not,
so I'm taking a parachute.' and off he went.
There were two people left, the Pope and a 10 year old schoolgirl.
The Pope said, 'Child I am old and frail and have lived my life while
you are young with everything before you. You take the parachute and I
will stay with the aircraft and take my chance.''It's OK,' said the
girl,'there are still two parachutes. David Beckham picked up my
schoolbag.'
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