dragoncorsa
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Registered: 2nd May 02
Location: manchester, GSImerit??????
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What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever
A police officer pulls over a bloke for driving erratically. He goes up to his window and asks the man to blow into a breathalyser. The man replies, `Sorry, officer I can`t do that. I`m an asthmatic. I`ll have a really bad attack. `Okay,` says the copper. `Come down to the station and give a blood sample.` `I can`t do that either. I am a haemophiliac. I`ll bleed to death.` The rozzer scratches his head. `In that case, we`d better get a urine sample.` `I`m sorry officer I can`t do that either. I`m diabetic. I`ll get really low blood sugar.` `Alright then, I need you to come out here and walk this white line.` `I can`t do that, officer.` `Why not?` `Because I`m too pissed.`
A blonde is driving along the M1 when she sees another blonde sitting in the middle of a field rowing a boat. She leans out the window and yells, `It`s blondes like you who give us all a bad name. If I could swim I`d go out there and beat the crap out of you!`
Three blondes are stranded on an island. A genie appears and offers each one a wish. The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, her hair turns brown and she swims off the island. The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one. Instantly, her hair turns black and she builds a boat and sails off the island. The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The fairy turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.
old but still funny!
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