Phil Hall
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Registered: 28th Sep 01
Location: Belfast
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>> > Recently a "Husband Shopping Centre" opened in Dallas, where
>>women could
>> > go to choose a husband from among many men.
>> > It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in
>>positive
>> > attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened
>>the door to
>> > any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; If you went
>>up a
>> > floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place,
>>never to
>> > return.
>> >
>> > A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some
>>husbands&
>> >
>> > First floor:-The door had sign saying, "These men have jobs and
>>love
>> > kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better
>>than not
>> > having a job, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further
>>up?" So up
>> > they went.
>> >
>> > Second floor:- The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs,
>>love kids,
>> > and are extremely good looking." Hmmm, said the ladies. But, I
>>wonder
>> > what's further up?
>> >
>> > Third floor:- This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs,
>>are
>> > extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework."
>>Wow! Said
>> > the women. Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up! And up
>>they went.
>> >
>> > Fourth floor:- This door had a sign saying "These men have high
>>paying
>> > jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the
>>housework, and
>> > have a strong >romantic streak." Oh, mercy me. But just think!
>>What must
>> > be awaiting us further on!
>> >
>> > So up to the fifth floor they went.
>> >
>> > Fifth floor:- The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty
>>and exists
>> > only to prove that women are f*cking impossible to please."
Word! 
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LoudandProud
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quality m8  now that really DOES prove a point lol bet u get the women moaning on here now
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Matt Ings
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woz9
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Nice 1!
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Jason Iles
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leeshez
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Tip Top
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bluecorsaSXi
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SetH
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ROFL
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IntaCepta
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lool!! good one that!
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