Tim
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Just saw this on mig and thought I'd share...
Next time you have an itchy eye think of this guy (content not nice!!)
> > > > This poor guy was minding his own business & he felt an eye
> irritation.
> > > > Thinking that it was just regular dust, he started to rub his eye,in
> an
> > > > effort to remove the dust. Then his eyes got really red, so he
bought
> > some
> > > > eye drops from the pharmacy.
> > > >
> > > > A few days passed and his eyes were still red and seemed a little
> > swollen.
> > > > Again he dismissed it as dust & continued rubbing, hoping it would
go
> > > away.
> > > >
> > > > As the days went by, the swelling of his eye got worse & the
redness
> > > > increased until he decided to go and see a doctor for a check up.
> > > >
> > > > The doctor immediately wanted an operation, being afraid of a tumour
> > > growth
> > > > or cyst. At the operation, what was thought to be a growth or cyst,
> > > actually
> > > > turned out to be a ...............
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Cybermonkey
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Sexy
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Icy
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got tht in email
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Tim
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Trouble is my eye's are really itchy at the mo cos i stayed up all last night working... with contacts left in... D'oh.... not a good thought.
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Gower
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nice
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3CorsaMeal
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how the fcuk did that get in there?
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Hillzlo
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Fucking disguisting.
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Kerry
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tim u ming that filthy
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Ditch
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thats sick!
My eyes are always red but not cos there is an overgrown maggott eating my brain cell
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Matty Hall
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I hate blood and stuff Girlfriend likes to watch all the hospital shows on TV, just makes me feel like chucking up.
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Scott M
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Saw an e mail the other day bout some yank that decided to scratch his nose with a drill, ended up with a massive hole in his face funnily enough.
Now he's suing the manufacturers as there was no warning on the drill that it shouldn't be inserted into orifices.
Worrying.
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dragoncorsa
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that is horrible tim but iv seen things like that b4
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Trotty
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Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!
That's fecking gross!
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vibrio
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I nothing sick about that
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Sooty
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Thats absolutely wrong
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pinky ;)
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OMG ive just nearlly been sick
that is mingin!
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Mug shot
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Registered: 13th Sep 02
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eyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
So Ali G wud say
Also how did vibrios dick get there??
Was u eyeing him up
matey
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Keeley
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww omg errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Munchie
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LOVE U TIM!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!
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Mug shot
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quote: Originally posted by Munchie
LOVE U TIM!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!
ist u ali g eyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Nath
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nasty! I read a similar e-mail about someone licking the seal on an envelope and a baby cockroach grew inside their tongue. Turns out the envelope factory was invested big time and their were eggs on the envelope seals.
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Munchie
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yes nath...invested big time?! haha infested!!!!! u dope!!! yeh i heard that2. licked a load of stamps2day haha! i use selotape now tho..!
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IntaCepta
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
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its fake, very unlikely..
beside the maggot or whatever it is, there is a ruler. look @ the "mm" bit, why the hell did they use "comic" font.
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Munchie
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i aint been smokin nethin but that pic of the maggot coming out the eye defo moved for me
[Edited on 25-03-2003 by Munchie]
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Wolfy
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Registered: 1st Apr 02
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i feel woozy!
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