Dan
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2 Sperm are swimming in a womans body. The first one, paddling frantically, asks the second one, "Are we nearly there yet?"
The second sperm, casually doing the backstroke says, "Calm down, were just passing the tonsils!"
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Chris@Speedfreex
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Icy
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Dan
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An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board,
> > but unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says, "I'm
> > Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need
> > me, it would be unfair to them if I died". So he takes the first
> > parachute and jumps. The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says, "I
> > am the wife of the former President of the United States. I am also
> > the most dedicated woman in the world, a Senator in New York and 0ne
> > of america's potential future President." She takes one of the
> > parachutes and jumps. The third passenger, George W. Bush, says, " I
> > am the President of the United States of America. I have a huge
> > responsibility in world politics. And apart from that, I am the most
> > intelligent President in the history of the country and I have a
> > responsibility to my people not to die." So he takes a parachute and
> > jumps. The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger,
> > a ten year old schoolboy, "I am already old. I have already lived
> > my life, as a good person and a priest I will give you the last
> > parachute". The boy replies "No problem your popeness, there is
> > also a parachute for you. America's most intelligent President has
> > taken my schoolbag..."
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Icy
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Mr Whippy
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Crap joke
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