Drew
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just thought i'd post this that i found for a laff.........
Car Reviews - Boy Racer Cars - vauxhall nova gte 2.0 turbo
Review by DeXx
From Wales on 27th Sep 2002
Ratings
Performance 10/10
Practicality 8/10
Reliability 9/10
Value for money 10/10
Overall rating 9/10
Good Points:
VERY fast and handles well. Good fuel economy unless planting it Watch those supposed 'fast cars' disappear in rear view mirror. Most cars don't get a sniff.
Bad Points:
Getting the right parts when things go wrong. Had a case of this recently when had to get MOT work done. Nightmare! Bought the car off someone so didn't know full history.
General Comments:
The Vauxhall Nova ste turbo is one of the most fun per pound cars have ever owned. Citreon AX's are rattly biscuit tins, Peugeot 205's are fun but too tinny, fiesta's are just rubbish full stop, and you can't fit a big engine in a saxo! So for one of the best moddable cars around, buy a nova. Or if you want something newer, buy the corsa By the way, my mate has 320bhp pulsar and my 230bhp nova turbo can beat it
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By the way, my mate has 320bhp pulsar and my 230bhp nova turbo can beat it
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Makarus
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corb
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i knew someone who had a 307bhp nova, and was gonna get 50bhp nitrous, but sold it and bought a scooby P1.
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jaffa
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"By the way, my mate has 320bhp pulsar and my 230bhp nova turbo can beat it
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made my night!
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Patrick
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What's funny?
Vibrio's Punto can beat mainly every car too! Faster than every production car 30-70mph apparantly apart from Lambo and Maclaren!
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Demo
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but his punto looks shite so the quicker it gets outta your view the better
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vibrio
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quote: Originally posted by Drew
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By the way, my mate has 320bhp pulsar and my 230bhp nova turbo can beat it
not off the line it won't
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vibrio
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quote: Originally posted by Patrick
What's funny?
Vibrio's Punto can beat mainly every car too! Faster than every production car 30-70mph apparantly apart from Lambo and Maclaren!
GTF it's 50-70 in top gear. also a Landrove discovery V8 is quicker than me for this time.
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vibrio
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quote: Originally posted by Demo
but his punto looks shite so the quicker it gets outta your view the better
Still it's a lot nicer looking than the dog that is your mother.
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Cybermonkey
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drew where did you find this trash?
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Super_si
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I know a 2.0 nova beating 2.0 Turbo MR2.
I fail to see whats funny??
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vibrio
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your face, so unless you've got a mirror you won;t see it
[Edited on 09-04-2003 by vibrio]
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Super_si
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That's hillarious.
Hows lard arse lynn?
When she pro in china then? sure she'll be good in the sumo ring
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corsa kev
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its called power to weight ration, not much that it will lose too apart from supras etc, but a supra costs about 30 times more!
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Drew
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yeah - its also called 4wd v fwd
lots of power and no weight not quick if u cant get traction
[Edited on 09-04-2003 by Drew]
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Super_si
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YOu'll have seen the one im on about Drew
Goes up the strip at elvinton. Loftys one, green with alloy cage
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Ian S
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has phil painted his car? was dakar yellow last time i saw it
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Super_si
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Not sure, but apprantly its fast as fuck now.
hes taken EVERYTHING from the inside, not even a stereo and you can lift the back end up with ease
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