Lawrah
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Whats black and screaming like fuck??
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
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willay
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Cosmo
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His iron answering skills leave a lot to be desired if he is screaming at them.
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Pip308
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seen his new missus?....
neither has he
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sand-eel
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shouldn't it be "whats black and WAS screaming like fuck"
So its in the past tense, the way it is written is in the present tense which means he will be screaming forever and have an extremely burnt face
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Steve X16XE
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I thought it was "What's black and smells of burning flesh" ......................
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Hammer
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quote: Originally posted by pip308
seen his new missus?....
neither has he
I heard they met on Blind Date.
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sand-eel
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I heard he has a keen eye for women
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CorsAsh
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quote: Originally posted by willay
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gavin18787
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Drives supercharged Tec with torque
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N3CRO
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Old joke Law. Still makes me chuckle though.
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Carl
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Not heard that one.
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C2RL R
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joke murderers. its; what goes ring ring, ring ring, aaarrgggghhhhh? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
another shit joke for you:
A man, getting along in years, finds that he is unable to perform sexually.
He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. Finally, as a last hope, the doctor refers him to an African medicine man.
The medicine man says, 'I can cure this.' With that said, he throws a white powder into a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.Then he says, 'This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!'
The man then asks, 'What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?'
The medicine man replies, 'When your partner can take no more sex and is completely raddled, all she has to say is '1234', and it will then go down.
But be warned, the pork sword will not rise again for another year.'
The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers. That night he showers, shaves and smothers himself in aftershave. He slides into bed, cuddles up to his wife, says '123' and suddenly he has the most gigantic stiffie ever, just as the medicine man promised.
His wife turns over and asks, 'What did you say '123 for?'
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J da Silva
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quote: Originally posted by sand-eel
shouldn't it be "whats black and WAS screaming like fuck"
So its in the past tense, the way it is written is in the present tense which means he will be screaming forever and have an extremely burnt face
The iron is still stuck to his face due to the external flesh melting the iron plate to his head.
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Dom
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quote: Originally posted by C2RL R
joke murderers. its; what goes ring ring, ring ring, aaarrgggghhhhh? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
another shit joke for you:
A man, getting along in years, finds that he is unable to perform sexually.
He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. Finally, as a last hope, the doctor refers him to an African medicine man.
The medicine man says, 'I can cure this.' With that said, he throws a white powder into a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.Then he says, 'This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!'
The man then asks, 'What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?'
The medicine man replies, 'When your partner can take no more sex and is completely raddled, all she has to say is '1234', and it will then go down.
But be warned, the pork sword will not rise again for another year.'
The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers. That night he showers, shaves and smothers himself in aftershave. He slides into bed, cuddles up to his wife, says '123' and suddenly he has the most gigantic stiffie ever, just as the medicine man promised.
His wife turns over and asks, 'What did you say '123 for?'
f'd that a little
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C2RL R
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what?
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fir3vip3r
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dom, say FOR aloud to yourself.
but it was shockingly bad
[Edited on 29-01-2009 by fir3vip3r]
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