BluKoo
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This isn't meant to be discriminating in anyway, and I hope this doesn't offend anyone (sorry if it does), but I think I actually have a mild phobia of them.
My mum totally hated them, and i think i've inherited her phobia.
Recently my hatred towards them has grown. Thankfully i've only ever seen a few in the flesh, and generally I just try to ignore them or stay away.
Short people don't freak me out at all, its just "official" midgets/dwarfs.
The other day, my mate asked me what I would do if i saw one running down the street towards me, and just the thought of it really freaked me out. I think i'd either run for my life, or kick it and then run.
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Jodi_the_g
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Dwarf porn gets me hot.
Bridget the midget top class ass.
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ChrisBoom
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quote: Originally posted by BluKoo
kick it and then run.
Strange phobia, I must say.
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Kyle T
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went to a BBQ last summer and a friend of a friend of the hosts in-law turned up and was a midget.
My mate (the host) thought it was a little girl and went over with a baby voice asking if she wanted a lolly
She turned round fag in hand and said "you'what love?"
Lotus Elise 111R
Impreza WRX STi
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micra_pete
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fuck yes.
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Colin
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Apparently theres a bar in the Philippines where they only hire midget staff.
Ive read in a book about such goings on like being able to pick up midgets dressed in velcro suits & crash helmets & throw then at the sticky walls.
I want to go
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BluKoo
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That sounds horrible colin.
Theres no way i could touch one, let alone pick one up.
holy crap, check out the little midget crawler...
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=c4Wm4DXkcj0
[Edited on 29-01-2009 by BluKoo]
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_Allan_
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micra_pete
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big heads, small legs, smell funny.
and when they run.....
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Jambo
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my gf is freaked out by them!
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micra_pete
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apologies for the loading time
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d4za
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i love that gif, it never gets old
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Beato
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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YcD4iU6H0HM
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K17STY
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My mate is getting married and he has hired dwarfs to do table service for drinks at the party he also has elvis cleaners.
Hes not told his future wife yet
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Ellis
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Ooooh midgets in Stoney
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Ben J
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Can anyone find a pic of a fit midget bird??
Bet ya can't.
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Danny P
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quote: Originally posted by BluKoo
This isn't meant to be discriminating in anyway, and I hope this doesn't offend anyone (sorry if it does), but I think I actually have a mild phobia of them.
My mum totally hated them, and i think i've inherited her phobia.
Recently my hatred towards them has grown. Thankfully i've only ever seen a few in the flesh, and generally I just try to ignore them or stay away.
Short people don't freak me out at all, its just "official" midgets/dwarfs.
The other day, my mate asked me what I would do if i saw one running down the street towards me, and just the thought of it really freaked me out. I think i'd either run for my life, or kick it and then run.
I'm same mate, they scare the shit out of me. If I see one they make ne nervous as fuck for some reason
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CorsAsh
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Midget porn is awesomely funny. Especially intersized normal/midget porn where the midget guy looks even more bored than the real sized woman.
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BluKoo
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quote: Originally posted by Ellis
Ooooh midgets in Stoney
What!? Where?!
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Ellis
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Registered: 11th Sep 07
Location: Aberdeenshire
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quote: Originally posted by BluKoo
quote: Originally posted by Ellis
Ooooh midgets in Stoney
What!? Where?!
I'll warn you of any sightings in the city centre
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shaunmods
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Dont bother me but a girl in my class at college cant stand them. One said near her in the cinema and she had to move
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deano87
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lolz.
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MJFF88
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Are you also scared of tall people when they're far away?[/Jimmy Carr]
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antnee
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Registered: 30th Dec 07
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Im scared of the ones in america pie - naked mile
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