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Matt L
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2nd Feb 09 at 09:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
was f*ckin hillarious went and saw jimmy carr on saturday night and by the end of the night my stomach killed from laughing so much.

funniest bit was at the part where the questions were asked and some bloke shouts out
'if you were neck deep in a barrel of sick would you duck to miss a bucket of spunk' I dont think jimmy was expecting that he just stood there laughing for ages.

and then came home and ordered tickets to go see eddie izzard in october
Skylined
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2nd Feb 09 at 09:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just asked my housemate, without any hesitation she said she'd rather take the spunk
harrisp
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2nd Feb 09 at 09:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I saw it at the end of last year and loved it, when he takes the piss out of the audience it gets soo funny, when I went a scottish woman was talking to him and he thought it was a bloke
gavin18787
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Registered: 22nd Feb 05
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2nd Feb 09 at 09:50   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
saw this last month was amazing


The hecklers are one of the highlights


I was in stitches about his foreplay bit and him trying to find the most offensive joke

Drives supercharged Tec with torque
Matt L
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2nd Feb 09 at 09:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yeh the safety in numbers thing had me in stiches
gavin18787
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2nd Feb 09 at 09:54   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
did him do the bit about womens breast and testing the bath water

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Matt L
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2nd Feb 09 at 09:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yeh that entire section is a tad weird when your sitting next to your gf and parents
gavin18787
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2nd Feb 09 at 09:56   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yer I was with my dad


Everyone was in stiches though so it was alright

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Matt L
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2nd Feb 09 at 09:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
we had a group of lads behind us who had really loud laughs so was expecting him to start on them as were basically right at the front. thankfully he didnt really do anything till they shouted 'would you f*ck a dwarf?'
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2nd Feb 09 at 10:04   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yer front row for the win My dad was worried about been that close but we were alright

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harrisp
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What was the most offensive joke? I cant remember the joke, im sure it was a paedophile orientated joke wasn't it?
Matt L
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2nd Feb 09 at 14:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i cant remember i thought the safety in numbers was more offensive than the one he thought was

 
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