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Mike GSi
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12th Feb 09 at 16:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

What is a 710?

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred- ten?'

She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one...' She said that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'

If you're not sure what a 710 is >> Click Here<<

Matt L
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12th Feb 09 at 16:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

there was a thread like this a few weeks ack
_Allan_
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12th Feb 09 at 16:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

It is a tsoper !
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The RPP will be here soon.

[Edited on 12-02-2009 by sand-eel]
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_Allan_
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Too late and I heard nothing
S@M
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christ...

but how did she loose her '710'???
Steve X16XE
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12th Feb 09 at 17:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I don't even have to click that link to know what it's about. I use that joke on people all the time.
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Lolz.


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