sam_h
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Registered: 21st Feb 09
Location: Beverley, East yorkshire
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ive been on it pretty much all morning haha
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BluKoo
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Registered: 8th Apr 02
Location: Stonehaven (Scotland)
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I'm trying to think of my own FML story, but nothing really compares with those storys 
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sam-smith
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Registered: 8th Jan 07
Location: plymouth, UK
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website wont work. FML
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C2RL R
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Registered: 28th Mar 02
Location: Redcliffe, QLD
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it just says "No FML". FML
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sam-smith
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Registered: 8th Jan 07
Location: plymouth, UK
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Today, this really attractive woman that I've known for years told me that when I can have sex with her standing up, she'll have sex with me. I'm confined to a wheelchair. FML
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sam-smith
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Registered: 8th Jan 07
Location: plymouth, UK
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Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidently sent it to my dad and got a text back saying "You definitely take after your mom". FML
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N3CRO
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Registered: 12th Apr 07
Location: Sandy, Bedfordshire
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quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
Today, I went to my first strip club for my friends birthday. I also found out what my girlfriend does for a living.
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N3CRO
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Registered: 12th Apr 07
Location: Sandy, Bedfordshire
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Today, I went to have dessert with my boyfriend. We ordered some Jello. I said that I loved Jello because it is so fun and jiggly. My boyfriend said, "Like you. Except the fun part".
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chris-sri
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Registered: 3rd Apr 05
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Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML
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Matt L
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
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quote:
Originally posted by chris-sri
Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML
whats her address?
havent been on the site but these are hilarious
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antnee
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Registered: 30th Dec 07
Location: Cov Drives: Clio 197
User status: Offline
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Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday".
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