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Author Joke
marklaruk
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27th Feb 09 at 18:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

A binman knocks on the door of a Chinese man's house and says, "Hey mate, where's your bin?"
He replies, "I bin on loo".
"No mate, where's you dust bin?"
"I dust been on the loo!"
"Ok, where's your wheelie bin?"
"Fine, I weally been having a wank."

Bram
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27th Feb 09 at 18:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Cosmo
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27th Feb 09 at 18:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

joke?
marklaruk
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ShEp
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27th Feb 09 at 18:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Needs to be spoken rather than typed

so fail! I'm afraid
Scotty_B
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28th Feb 09 at 09:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Racist = Banned.
Twiggy
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28th Feb 09 at 12:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Why do all chineese end up in harrow?

Because as they come out of the airport get in the Taxi and say "Harro Mr Taxi driver!"
SVM 286
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28th Feb 09 at 12:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Bram



Fire hazzard.
will_doyle
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28th Feb 09 at 13:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

not funny
C2RL R
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28th Feb 09 at 14:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

give him a break ffs, he's not even told the punch line yet!
marklaruk
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28th Feb 09 at 18:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
give him a break ffs, he's not even told the punch line yet!



 
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