Ste
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Taif, Saudi Arabia
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Gay Ray goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says, "Ray, I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS."
Ray is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"
"Eat 1 curry sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts,1/2 box of Grape nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
Ray asks bewildered, "Will that cure me, Doc? "
Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your fuckin' arse is for."
I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
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Ste
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Taif, Saudi Arabia
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Irelands worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.
Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging goes on into the night.
I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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Leighton
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Registered: 21st Feb 01
Location: Liverpool
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seccond one is the best
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Scotty_B
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Registered: 11th Jun 03
Location: East Kilbride
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@ the 2nd
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Nick-S
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Registered: 3rd Mar 04
Location: Leigh. Drives: RS Megane 230 F1 Team R26
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at both
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*JonnyG*
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Registered: 2nd Jun 08
Location: Lincolnshire
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@ 2nd one.
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scaron5188
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Registered: 17th Apr 08
Location: Chippenham, Drives: arden 2.0 sport
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both of them are pretty good lol
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