Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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On my yoghurt it says "feel fuller for longer", followed by small print of "when one pot is eaten as part of a healthy diet"
No shit
Like the cereal adverts that say the same thing.
So by their reckoning, I could have steak and chips and as long I finish off with a yoghurt or bowl or cereal I'll be full
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C2RL R
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Registered: 28th Mar 02
Location: Redcliffe, QLD
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it doesn't say "when eaten after a healthy meal" so that's not exactly right.
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All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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Bit like the "requires willpower" smallprint on NiQuitin Know shit...
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Ian
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Registered: 28th Aug 99
Location: Liverpool
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Best one I ever saw was cough medicine for my 3 year old nephew - 'Don't drive or operate heavy machinery'.
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Bonney
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Registered: 14th Nov 04
Location: St Helens
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Im sure I seen one on a packet of nuts saying "May contain traces of nuts".
I'd be pissed off if there wasn't any in there, wouldn't you!
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Ste
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Taif, Saudi Arabia
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I always wondered what would happen if you put an antibiotic tablet in a pot of probiotic yougurt, would it then just be normal yogurt?
I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
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mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
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Under the bonnet of my car it says all various reccomendations on the brands of the fluids to be used, amongst these it says
ENGINE OIL - WE RECCOMEND OIL
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Ian
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Registered: 28th Aug 99
Location: Liverpool
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Remembered another one - Tesco Shellfish Cocktail, may contain shells.
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All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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Tesco milk- Alergy advice, contains:milk
If you were in any way, shape or form alergic to milk would you even buy a cartoon in the first place??
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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some moronic cretin would yes All Torque.
This is why we live in a nanny state.
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