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Nath
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20th Mar 09 at 21:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

West Indies were batting, chasing down Englands total of 270 when bad light crept in. The Windies coach worked out that by pulling their players off for bad light they'd inevitably win under the DL method.

But wait.

Their coach got his maths all wrong and by pulling his players off the field, they'd actually forfeited the game, and lost by a single run

The coach's face when he realised was fucking priceless Somebody handed him a piece of paper after he called them in, and his face dropped

Cheers WI

From BBC Sport:

2145: This is remarkable. The replays show that coach John Dyson called the batsmen in, but replays also show him being handed a piece of paper a few minutes later and realising he's made a horrible rick. Skipper Gayle, meanwhile, looked like he was sat in front of an episode of Songs of Praise throughout the whole process. The England players not celebrating yet, although Dyson is doing his nut on the balcony. Whoops-a-daisy, Martin Hayesy...

Wicket falls
48th over - WICKET - Ramdin lbw b Broad 11 (WI 244-7)
Broad tempts Ramdin outside off-stump and Ramdin misses. But that's a wide from Broad next up... BUT HE'S TRAPPED RAMDIN PLUMB IN FRONT! Perhaps more significantly, West Indies are behind for first time on Duckworth-Lewis... oh my life, this is scandalous - the umpires have offered the light and the batsmen, clearly thinking they're still ahead, leave the field, punching gloves. Strauss, meanwhile, smiles wryly, knowing that England are in fact ahead. Cricket at its most farcical.
Aaron
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20th Mar 09 at 22:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Second most boring major sport there is. Second only to Golf
AndyKent
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20th Mar 09 at 22:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Surely indoor bowls is on a par with both golf and cricket.

Though the comment "like he was sat in front on an episode of Songs of Praise" did make me lol.
Nath
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20th Mar 09 at 22:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

FFS.

Where's Robbo when you need him?!
MatthewR
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20th Mar 09 at 23:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I couldnt believe what i was watching mate!! what an error!!! comical and probs the only way we are gunna win at the mo LOL lets hope this kick starts abit of form
MatthewR
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20th Mar 09 at 23:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Aaron
Second most boring major sport there is. Second only to Golf


Second most pointless comment


after this one: Pr!ck
richard_cooper
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21st Mar 09 at 11:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Couldnr belive it when i was watching it.

And cricket aint boring. maybe test match cricket but not 20/20 and 50 overs games
Robbo
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PMSL thats hilarious

Reminds me of the saffies years ago when they got their maths all worng and took it slowly then ended up needing 21 off their last over
Marc
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Hate cricket! I got roped in to playing in my works cricket tournement last summer. Never been so bored and I told them I wasn't playing in the remaining 4 games

 
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