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Kevxx

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23rd Mar 09 at 14:47

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280324899952#description

fucking class

nathy_87

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23rd Mar 09 at 14:52

Neo

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23rd Mar 09 at 14:54

I'm actually crying

quote:

What about the spare?

* That’s one of those space saver things, I don’t think it has ever been out of the boot to be honest. I would rather stick the car on the back of a low loader and pay £120 to get towed off the motorway than drive around with 3 Alloys and one other wheel that looks like it belongs on a scooter anyway. Plus if you have one on your car you can only drive at 50mph, who does 50mph on a Motorway? Old people, that’s who, pensioners that drive while wearing hats. So if you know any hat wearing pensioners that still have a driving license then you could probably flog the spare wheel to them. Tell them its “low profile” or something, they’re not going to know the difference anyway.

Matt L

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23rd Mar 09 at 14:58

thast quality.

C2RL R

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23rd Mar 09 at 15:08

i like that

FAZ

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23rd Mar 09 at 15:18

What colour is the car?

Well, a quick look at the photos in this listing will show you that it is a rather attractive shade of red. When it has been cleaned it will be a real “babe magnet”, you’ll probably see that women suddenly start to notice you and find you more attractive.

FLOL

FAZ

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23rd Mar 09 at 15:21

just sounds and is wrote by clarkson doing a TG challende

Richie B

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23rd Mar 09 at 15:23

C2RL R

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23rd Mar 09 at 15:29

it's nice to read an ebay advert that is written by someone of a fairly high intelligence. normally we get linked to ad's written by fucking retards.

Jenko_Sport

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23rd Mar 09 at 15:44

On the plus side this does mean that the car makes a rather excellent noise when travelling at speed, however at low speeds it does sound like an asthmatic camel carrying a bin bag full of spanners.

I lol'd

dannymccann

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23rd Mar 09 at 16:02

^^ Me too

Class advert though, as C2RL said its nice to laugh at something that is relatively intelligent instead of the usual drivel you find on ebay put together by the new breed of chavs

Boycey

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23rd Mar 09 at 16:06

That is genius!!!!

Graham88

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23rd Mar 09 at 16:15

Roffo

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23rd Mar 09 at 16:45

have you read the questions from others!!

Q: Madam, I am very tempted by this bargain but I am concerned that the colour is a little aggressive. Would you have a similar model in a more tranquil colour, perhaps like the sky blue that Manchester City wear?

A: Miss, Red is a much more vibrant and successful colour than blue, and as mentioned in another reply red cars are significantly faster than other colours. You really don't want anything in Man City colours, imagine paying for something then putting it in sky blue and finding out it doesn't work, Robinho comes to mind :-)

swill_omnibus

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23rd Mar 09 at 17:14

And this one:-

Q: Dear sir, I APOLOGIES FOR THIS APPROACH TO YOU. THIS IS SURELY AN UNUSUAL APPROACH TO STARTING A RELATIONSHIP. Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I beleive you are a reputable and trustworthy person I can do business with, as a matter of trust, I must not hesitate to confide in you for this sincere business. I am the only child of Dr. & Mrs. Jean Mabuto. My father was a wealthy Cocoa Merchant based in Lagos. My father was poisoned to death by business rivals in November 2003. Before he died, he secretly told me at his bedside that he has the sum of $15.5 Million. I am honourably seeking your assistance to serve as the guardian of this fund. I am offering you a goodly percentage from the total sum as compensation for your effort after the successful completion of the transaction. To commence, I will need you to send me your telephone and bank details for further communication. Wishing you a blessed day, Taylor Mabuto 23-Mar-09
A: Taylor, I will happily send you my bank details, however to ensure you are genuine could you please forward me your bank details first so i can make a small test financial transaction to your account. If you could let me know your National Insurance number, full postal address and date of birth as well then I am sure we will enjoy a long and successful relationship. If you accept these terms than signify this by placing a bid on the Rover for £1000, that way i will know you are genuine. Best Regards A Gullible-Punter

*JonnyG*

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23rd Mar 09 at 17:51

Awesome advert, was worth the read.

Roffo

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23rd Mar 09 at 20:49

quote:
Originally posted by *JonnyG*
Awesome advert, was worth the read.

tbh i want to buy that rover now.
all adverts should be like this.

Leighton

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23rd Mar 09 at 20:57

LMFAO

That is a beast its worth £50 just for the laugh that you would have picking it up

Gareth F

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23rd Mar 09 at 21:17

I love it! excellent advert

AndyKent

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23rd Mar 09 at 21:19

FLOL

Do you have happy memories of the car?
Yes, I have some very happy memories, I once backed in to my boss’s car in the company car park and while there was no damage to the well built British Rover his low quality piece of French tat looked like it had been driven into a wall. Happy days indeed.

Shell

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23rd Mar 09 at 21:26

So did women find you more attractive when you were driving this car?

Ok, you caught me out again there, that isn’t strictly true either, most of the women I met tended to think I looked a bit like a horse. Unfortunately while I may resemble a horse in appearance that is where the similarity ends.

That made me laugh something terrible

Adam-D

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23rd Mar 09 at 22:02

Fonz

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