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BluKoo
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21st May 09 at 12:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
when you're waiting on a phonecall, but also in need of a shit!
Hammer
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21st May 09 at 12:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
House phone?

Divert it to your mobile/invest in a cordless/shit in a bucket next to the phone.
Boycey
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21st May 09 at 12:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
House phone?

Divert it to your mobile/invest in a cordless/shit in a bucket next to the phone.


ed
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21st May 09 at 12:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Not really.
AndyKent
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21st May 09 at 12:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Reminds me of the Lee Evans skit of waiting for a parcel to arrive and needing a shit
Tom
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21st May 09 at 12:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
In a word, yes. Only really an issue when i'm working from home though

[Edited on 21-05-2009 by Tom]
radicalry00
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21st May 09 at 12:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'm never on the phone for more than 30 seconds anyway so I have all the time in the world to take a dump.
BluKoo
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21st May 09 at 13:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
House phone?

Divert it to your mobile/invest in a cordless/shit in a bucket next to the phone.


I've got a cordless, but i'm gonna need to take notes on what i'm saying and what i've been told...

I need a desk in my bathroom.

Edit: Fuck it, i'm gonna go for it. Guaranteed i'll get the call in the next few minutes.

[Edited on 21-05-2009 by BluKoo]
Matt L
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21st May 09 at 13:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
stick the pad of paper on your knees
DannyB
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21st May 09 at 13:43   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
If I need to crimp an end I go, fuck who's waiting to call, a poo is more important.
BluKoo
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Its okay, crisis aborted. I made it a quick one.

Still waiting on that call though...
Daimo B
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throw some tissue in the bog..

counter acts the plopping noise.

Wont' stop the wet farts though.
radicalry00
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21st May 09 at 14:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by VXR
throw some tissue in the bog..

counter acts the plopping noise.

Wont' stop the wet farts though.



Wet farts when attempting a stealth shit FTL
MatthewR
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21st May 09 at 17:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"ILL CALL YOU BACK" ?????????
eddiewhiteley
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21st May 09 at 18:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
just sit on the loo and talk and poo
Whittie
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21st May 09 at 20:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Who doesnt talk on the phone whilst having a shit tbh?
_Allan_
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I make video calls tbh
DannyB
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I've often been on the phone while laying pipe and tried to conceal a big fart that followed a departure, they just end up coming out loud as fuck and I end up laughing at who ever I'm on the phone to.

 
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