Jakey
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Something that annoys me about the game 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'. Now, I can understand how rock beats scissors, and how scissors beats paper.. but how the fuck does paper beat rock? What does it do? Wrap itself around the rock and leave it immobile? Why can't it do that to scissors? Infact, screw the game, why can't it do that to people? Why aren't students being suffocated by their book as they take notes during a class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anything, a rock would tear paper up in 2 seconds.
When I play rock, paper, scissors I always pick rock, then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I use my already clenched fist to punch them in the face, and then say, "Oh, sorry, I thought your paper would protect you, cunt."
[Edited on 11-06-2009 by Jakey]
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Matt L
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F*cking
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DaveyLC
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Yeah paper wraps around the rock it would be a shit game if paper couldnt beat anything
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LukeS
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weird rant
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Lawrah
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Mike GSi
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Fucking LOL
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Jakey
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It's a joke i've just read
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*JonnyG*
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Brillant.
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C2RL R
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rock, paper, scissors, lizzard, spock
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Richie B
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quote: Originally posted by Jakey
It's a joke i've just read
That ruins the post tbf imo
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mart08uk
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quote: Originally posted by Richie B
quote: Originally posted by Jakey
It's a joke i've just read
That ruins the post tbf imo
x 9,000,004
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fillmecca
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f**king good that lmao
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Fonz
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ace!
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