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Ste
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19th Jun 09 at 23:26   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I didn't pay my exorcist

I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
Whittie
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19th Jun 09 at 23:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Pissed, or am i missing something?
Ste
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You are missing something. Read it again slowly.

I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
Hammer
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Did you hear about the gay magician?

He went out with a poof.
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A jew walks into Asda and slaps his cock on the counter...

''Here, I bet you can't roll that back''
Ste
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Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine

I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
Ste
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Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you a flat minor.

I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
Hammer
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My postman was pissed off yesterday, he went into work and got the sack.
Ste
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The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
Ste
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Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
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Josef Fritzl is delighted that his sentence has been reduced to 100 hours community service.

He has been ordered to spend it teaching Gerry McCann how to lock a fucking door.
ed
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A Mexican, a Jew and a black man walk into a bar. The barman says "get the fuck out of here, I'm not serving any of you!"
Richie B
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quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
Josef Fritzl is delighted that his sentence has been reduced to 100 hours community service.

He has been ordered to spend it teaching Gerry McCann how to lock a fucking door.


Jake
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quote:
Originally posted by ed
A Mexican, a Jew and a black man walk into a bar. The barman says "get the fuck out of here, I'm not serving any of you!"

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quote:
Originally posted by jake
quote:
Originally posted by ed
A Mexican, a Jew and a black man walk into a bar. The barman says "get the fuck out of here, I'm not serving any of you!"




from gran torino
ed
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